New Manchester City Operations supremo John Williams has announced radical plans to revamp the way the club conduct out going transfers. In a move that is sure to send shock waves through football he has decided to put unwanted players on display in the club souvenir shop.
Williams, who left Ewood Park after claiming that he could no longer work with the club’s new owners has been given the brief of reducing the Eastlands first team squad from an unwieldy 468 to a more manageable 30 senior pros backed up with 20-30 young prospects.
Speaking yesterday Williams:
“The club have tried all of the usual channels over the last twelve months and have had no joy so we are hoping that by putting them in the new shop we’ll get them a move”
“The set up will be similar to a dogs home where people can come in and meet the players, we’ll even let people feed them and take them home for the weekend….the important thing is that we find them the right home with someone who can give them the love and attention they need”.
The worst part is I don't actually think he was joking...
Matt Cooper
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